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Latest dinosaur chat up lines Are you a raptor? I'll punch a pterodactyl out the sky for you baby. I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I've got a bone I'd like to bury in you right now. Are you a dinosaur?

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Q: How lined you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator? Let us dance along with the swaying trees and the screeching Pterodactyls and Triceratops.

Do you want to ride a raptor? A: Doyouthinkhesawus Q: What kind of dinosaur works for the police? We can never sing our hearts out like a family of Brachiosaurus would be like in their sleep.

I have short arms and a big D…. A: Daemonosaurus.

I'll give you a clue. Maybe we could make this world a better place like we saw in the Land Before Time movie.

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Baby dinosaurs! A: Because their eggs stink. We should just follow the world where there would be no exodus like Land Before Time. Maybe we could dance along with my own dinosaur song when I first laid my eyes on you. For Men For Women Come to my place? Come over here let me give you a T-rex hug short hands.

How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? Latest dinosaur chat up lines Are you a raptor?

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A: A Bronco-saurus! Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? I want to sing my heart out like a hungry dinosaur craving for attention and wonderful love. A: Dinosaur snot. A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat! A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?

I would dance with you if you wanted, just say it and I will bring you into the Jurassic Era. Want to play with club?

A: Because the 'p' is silent Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? I'm an omnivore.

Dinosaur pickup lines

A: Two dinosaurs! My place or roars? Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Let me take away your madness and feel the beauty of this great Triceratops under our skin. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks?

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? You can come in my pants and dig my bone up anytime. T Rex had arms so short he couldn't hug you.

I have a diplocockus in my pocket, want to see it? Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?

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Leave carbon at home lets go on a date. Let me beg for another dinosaur love that I felt the most beautiful thing in this whole world. I am in love with dinoosaur like how I love the movie of Jurassic Park and its overwhelming cast. A: Because it's feet smell.

Q: Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur? A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: A Stegosaur-rust Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that. Maybe if you started to stutter or got nervous, try few of these pick-up lines so you would not look like an awkward dinosaur who would make weird sounds, though it would definitely bring her to stiches for extreme laughter.

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